September 2010
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Hello posting pictures of myself
(headless of course)
I was/am nervous about the internets seeing my wardrobe and my body. I know people. People can be judge-y. I’m even more judge-y of myself than people.
I’ve been especially hard on myself these last few weeks. I like to chalk it up to my life recalibration, stress, comic attempt at dating and love for cookies, but in honesty the reasons don’t matter. Bottom...
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Going to a Concert:
brianamarieisme:
Getting ready:
Driving to the show:
Make it to the venue:
Start a conversation with other fans:
Realize their just as awesome as you are:
See some kid with the same shirt as you:
Over hear the band sluts:
Finally get inside the venue:
The band starts to play:
They play your favorite song:
They play a sad song:
They make some sex jokes:
They...
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“Nothing of me is original.
I am the combined effort of everybody I’ve...”
– Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters
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Hello Contemplating Baby Panda,
I have a story.
I’ve actually seen a baby panda in the wilds of the Atlanta Zoo. Last summer my mom and I decided to tourist and somehow ended up in the AT&TDoritiosHertzAmway Giant Panda Exhibit.
It was hot. It was crowded. Screaming children. Screaming parents. It was Hot. Real Hot, like Hotlanta hot ya’ll.
We stood in line for at least 45 minutes, our only entrainment sounds...
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Black Is A Stallion: My First Dear John Letter →
michaelianblack:
Dear John Mayer,
I know a lot of people think you’re kind of a dick. Not me. I like you. I like the songs, the guitar, the tattoos, the whole thing. I even liked that weird trio thing you did that nobody liked. Nobody but me, John, nobody but me.
Guys like us, we don’t do what “society” tells…
I’m with you Michael Ian Black
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“If you have a garden and a library, that’s everything you need.”
– -Cicero
No truer words, dude. I’ve got the library but the garden will have to wait.
Wait, what about my computer and high-speed?
Nevermind, this quote is completely irrelevant. Carry on with you’re Friday. I need to do some twittering work.
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Goodbye Coffee
Karma people, KAARRRMA.
I just spilled coffee with sugar-free vanilla creamer all over my desk, all over confidential paperwork that cannot be replaced, and all over my arm.
Of course I did, why wouldn’t I?
It’s all sticky, wet, gross up in hurrr and I’m ready to break up with coffee for at least 10 minutes, maybe 20.
Then we’ll fight, we’ll scream, make wild...
