Hello Sunday Night,

Sunday nights are for sharing, so here goes!

I love my new roommates (human and puppy).

I love my new apartment and I’m over-the-moon excited for my new job tomorrow.

My closet is too small. I had to donate 2 garbage bags worth of clothes and shoes to make room. I love my clothes. I cried a little.

I’ve been watching Portlandia in my pj’s and eating Reese’s for the last 3 hours.

My experiences with the opposite sex this weekend? I’m not convinced there are any nice, single, non-douche men living in all of Dallas. 

I’m a nice girl. Sorry, I’m not sorry.

Gloria’s margaritas make everything better.

My roommate is making dinner right now.

I should be organizing my room,

I should be grocery shopping for the week,

but The Guild is on Netflix Instant

and butter chicken and roasted potato smells are wafting from the kitchen.

Hello beloved 1890’s Portlandia,

I lived in Portland and I can assure you this video is 100% accurate. 

Microbrew or Die.

I’m having a homesick moment, okay?