Hello sea of tears.

Hello Mr. President,

If Biden looked good as a lad,

you, sir, looked indescribably cool.

Hello run wild.

Hello tiny owl friends.

Hello elephant headstand,

or is it trunkstand?

At first glance this photo made me giggle,

but now that I really look at it I’m worried about the human.

What if the elephant topples over?!

I mean, I don’t know much about an elephant’s center of gravity, but this pose seems to defy the laws of physics.

And elephants are really….heavy….and big….

and the human is so small, mouse-like even.

The carnage, oh the carnage! Squished human carnage everywhere!!!!

I’m not giggling anymore…

…..

okay maybe I am, but just a little.

I can haz light food? (by Kelly West Mars)

Hello hungry kitty.

**any and all cat posts on this tumblr are for the benefit of @stealingsand