GPOY today.
Hello Otter Pup,
Sunday nights are made for fuzzy socks, rewatching 30 Rock and googling otter pups.
No? Just Me?
Hello Hipster Otter,
It’s sweet that Sydnie wanted to buy this for me for Xmas, but I already own it.
Fuzzy Animal Friday!!
Otter pup playing with a toy makes my heart melt….awwwww.
Otter Votes, Takes Rest of the Day Off
Sam, a local sea otter, decided to blow the rest of the work day off after doing his civic duty and voting on Tuesday morning.
“He called the office saying he had a sprained ankle,” says Kelly Philip, the greeter at Linens N’ Things where Sam works as a sales associate. “But he didn’t sound hurt to me.”
Photo republished with permission from the book Animal Encyclopedia. Copyright ©2012 National Geographic Society. Available wherever books are sold.
Hello otter votes.
Hello perfect.
Fuzzy Animal Friday!!
It’s been a long week, long day and I need a little pick-me-up photo that makes me smile.
My Halloween otter costume may be the best thing I’ve ever made. Hell, I’d be wearing it right now if it was considered “work appropriate.
Fuzzy Animal Friday!!
Otters hugs are necessary today.
PSA: don’t search for otters on Tumblr. You will see cartoon otters in strange sexual positions and amateur photos of naked men…yeah.
WHAT THE FUCK, MAN
YOU GIVE ME THIS FUCKING CUP AND IT DOESN’T EVEN FIT
YOU’RE AN ASSHOLEomg i cant
Hello uncontrollable giggles.
MMMPH. GGGHHHHHKKK! HNNNNNNNNMMMG.
… WHAT ARE ALL THOSE TERRIBLE NOISES?
THE ONES YOU’RE MAKING? I DON’T KNOW.
NO, THE STABBY BAD ONES.
THEY’RE BIRDS. CHIRPING.
I HATE THEM. WHAT IS THAT HORRIBLE GLOW?
THE SUN. IT’S NOON.
CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT IT OFF? IT’S ATROCIOUS AND INVASIVE.
IT’S BENEVOLENT AND NECESSARY FOR LIFE.
CAN YOU AT LEAST SHUT OFF THE DIRBS?
BIRDS, AND NO. I HOPE THIS TEACHES YOU A VALUABLE LESSON ABOUT BUYING WINE AT 7-11.
I AM SO FULL OF REGRETS. I AM SORRY FOR ALL THE THINGS.
Hello hungover otter. THIS IS PERFECT
Fuzzy Animal Friday!!
Relaxed otter is relaxed.
Hello favourite desk accessory (also, otter photo bomb)
(Taken with Instagram)
Hello saddest otter gif in the whole world.
Fuzzy Animal Friday!!
I told you there would be otters.
