Hello WINTER IS COMING.

"Ah yeah David, I did take a whore’s bath, okay? I had a one night stand and didn’t have time to shower so did I rub some dryer sheets on my pits and splash some water on my hush at Au Bon Pain? Yes I did. I’m sorry I’m a modern day single woman that enjoys sex as much as a man. Sue me!"

-Penny, Happy Endings

They also mentioned tumblr last night. So basically, it’s perfect. 

(via luciwithani)

julyshewillfly:

Happy Endings was on fire last night.

Hello I love Happy Endings so much it hurts.
My new roommate and I watched it last night and we agreed;
she’s Jane/Monica,
I’m Alex/Rachel.
The end.
julyshewillfly:

Happy Endings was on fire last night.

Hello I love Happy Endings so much it hurts.
My new roommate and I watched it last night and we agreed;
she’s Jane/Monica,
I’m Alex/Rachel.
The end.
julyshewillfly:

Happy Endings was on fire last night.

Hello I love Happy Endings so much it hurts.
My new roommate and I watched it last night and we agreed;
she’s Jane/Monica,
I’m Alex/Rachel.
The end.
julyshewillfly:

Happy Endings was on fire last night.

Hello I love Happy Endings so much it hurts.
My new roommate and I watched it last night and we agreed;
she’s Jane/Monica,
I’m Alex/Rachel.
The end.
julyshewillfly:

Happy Endings was on fire last night.

Hello I love Happy Endings so much it hurts.
My new roommate and I watched it last night and we agreed;
she’s Jane/Monica,
I’m Alex/Rachel.
The end.
julyshewillfly:

Happy Endings was on fire last night.

Hello I love Happy Endings so much it hurts.
My new roommate and I watched it last night and we agreed;
she’s Jane/Monica,
I’m Alex/Rachel.
The end.

julyshewillfly:

Happy Endings was on fire last night.

Hello I love Happy Endings so much it hurts.

My new roommate and I watched it last night and we agreed;

she’s Jane/Monica,

I’m Alex/Rachel.

The end.

Hello beloved 1890’s Portlandia,

I lived in Portland and I can assure you this video is 100% accurate. 

Microbrew or Die.

I’m having a homesick moment, okay?

nprfreshair:

Timothy Olyphant on Fresh Air

Raylan Givens (by bruceywan)

Hello Lego Raylan,

YES, PLEASE.

luciwithani:

Last night’s Happy Endings was stellar. 
If you still aren’t watching, you’re dead to me. 

Hello Happy Endings,
You’re the funniest sitcom on television and my new personal favourite.
**Don’t tell Parks and Rec or HIMYM if you know what’s good for you.

luciwithani:

Last night’s Happy Endings was stellar. 

If you still aren’t watching, you’re dead to me. 

Hello Happy Endings,

You’re the funniest sitcom on television and my new personal favourite.

**Don’t tell Parks and Rec or HIMYM if you know what’s good for you.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

COME ON. HONESTLY? YOU DIDN’T LIKE THE WIRE?
YOU’RE PUTTING ME IN A TOUGH SPOT HERE. 
IF YOU’RE LYING YOU’RE DOING A REALLY GOOD JOB, PLUS YOU’RE A WEIRD DICK AND I DON’T KNOW IF I’LL EVER TRUST YOU AGAIN. OF COURSE, IF YOU’RE NOT LYING, THIS FRIENDSHIP IS OVER ANYWAY.

The Wire lives forever in my heart.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

COME ON. HONESTLY? YOU DIDN’T LIKE THE WIRE?

YOU’RE PUTTING ME IN A TOUGH SPOT HERE. 

IF YOU’RE LYING YOU’RE DOING A REALLY GOOD JOB, PLUS YOU’RE A WEIRD DICK AND I DON’T KNOW IF I’LL EVER TRUST YOU AGAIN. OF COURSE, IF YOU’RE NOT LYING, THIS FRIENDSHIP IS OVER ANYWAY.

The Wire lives forever in my heart.

crookedsheets:

THERE IS NO GREATER THING

Hello Kitten Mittens!

Hello TV favorites

My co-worker and I were having a deep, meaningful conversation about our top 5 TV actors. I thought it would be fun to share my list with y’all, so judge me how you will.

In no particular order:

  1. Dexter Morgan -Dexter
  2. Ari Gold - Entourage
  3. Michael Scott - The Office
  4. Nancy Botwin -Weeds
  5. Omar - The Wire

And because I can’t make up my mind and lists are unfair:

The entire cast of Arrested Development

The entire cast of West Wing

The entire cast of Community

Mack and Charlie - Always Sunny in Philadelphia

George and Elaine - Seinfeld

Honorable mention: entire cast of Parks and Recreation, but only the last 2 seasons, season 1? Not so much.

**edited to add: I have not seen Dr. Who or Lost. I am sorry Internet.

**edited to also add: FIREFLY

thedailywhat:

Casting News of the Day: Omar Coming: Michael K. Williams — best known as Omar Little from HBO’s The Wire and Chalky White from HBO’s Boardwalk Empire — will play a badass biology professor in the last three episode of Community’s upcoming season, according to showrunner Dan Harmon.
“I want to add a layer of intensity to Community,” Harman explained at the show’s Comic-Con panel. “f the show’s ever been too weird to attract new viewers, you can add water to have less flavor and hope it threatens less people, or you can threaten the hell out of everyone with the kind of intensity and flavor that people will get tired of pretending isn’t awesome.”
[warmingglow / thd.]

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR.
Omar on Community?! My life is complete.

thedailywhat:

Casting News of the Day: Omar Coming: Michael K. Williams — best known as Omar Little from HBO’s The Wire and Chalky White from HBO’s Boardwalk Empire — will play a badass biology professor in the last three episode of Community’s upcoming season, according to showrunner Dan Harmon.

“I want to add a layer of intensity to Community,” Harman explained at the show’s Comic-Con panel. “f the show’s ever been too weird to attract new viewers, you can add water to have less flavor and hope it threatens less people, or you can threaten the hell out of everyone with the kind of intensity and flavor that people will get tired of pretending isn’t awesome.”

[warmingglow / thd.]

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR.

Omar on Community?! My life is complete.

NPR’s Fresh Air Gives a Fond Farewell to Friday Night Lights

fridaynightlights:

Obsessed with Friday Night Lights. OBSESSED and I’m only on Season 2.